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Job Seekers from the Past

IF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY...

~ Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back-stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

~ Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

~ Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

~ Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.

~ Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

~ Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

~ Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

~ Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

~ Lady Godiva: What do you mean, this isn't "business casual"?

~ Elvis: My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?

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