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Redneck Lunch Drama

An Irishman, a Mexican and an Oklahoma Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed; "Burritos again. If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

-The Next Day-

The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.

The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

- At The Funeral-

The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again."

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Oklahoma Redneck's wife.... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That stupid redneck always made his OWN lunch!"

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