Chez Comedy
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females", he replied
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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