The MacGyver Drinking Game - Version 1
Written by Carrie Chin
Note: this drinking game is intended to be FUN. In keeping with Our Hero's abstention from the consumption of alcoholic beverages, I recommend chocolate candies (e.g. M&Ms) or similar foodstuffs as a substitute, especially if you'd like to be coherent afterward. Enjoy!
(BTW: Just what is a chug in terms of M&Ms? A handful?)
Someone asks MacGyver what he does for a living - One drink
MacGyver wears a tie - Two drinks
MacGyver wears a suit along with the tie - Three drinks
MacGyver isn't just wearing a suit and tie; he's wearing a tuxedo - Chug
Pete isn't wearing his usual suit and tie - Two drinks
Someone asks MacGyver his first name - Two drinks
Mac's first name is spoken aloud - Three drinks
Pete says "DSX" instead of "DXS" - Two drinks
One of MacGyver's friends dies, setting up the story - One drink
Someone asks MacGyver, "Are you a cop or something?" - One drink
A guest actor from a previous episode appears, but as a different character - One drink
MacGyver dreams of the Old West - Two drinks
MacGyver remembers an incident from his childhood - One drink
MacGyver discusses commitment - Three drinks
MacGyver sets a clever trap to catch the bad guys - One drink
MacGyver bluffs - One drink
MacGyver bluffs successfully - Two drinks
Someone parks really, really badly in order to get a good camera angle - One drink
Someone calls MacGyver "Mac" - One drink
Harry calls MacGyver "Bud" - One drink
MacGyver calls Harry "Harry" - One drink
MacGyver calls Harry "Grandpa" or anything other than "Harry" - Two drinks
Jack Dalton's left eye twitches - One drink
Murdoc escapes a gruesome fiery/falling/crushing/drowning death, only to come back and make MacGyver's life a living hell - One drink
Some other villain/villainess returns to make Mac's life a living hell - Two drinks
Jack Dalton sucks MacGyver into another one of his get-rich-quick schemes - One drink
MacGyver is wounded - One drink (Be careful when watching sixth-season episodes in succession.)
MacGyver performs physically impossible acts (e.g. cable-car acrobatics) after being wounded - One drink for every physically impossible act
MacGyver uses his Dexter alias - Two drinks
MacGyver hotwires a car - One drink
MacGyver gets that "deer facing headlights" look on his face - One drink
MacGyver uses a gun as a tool - One drink
MacGyver uses a gun as a weapon - Chug
MacGyver meets a former high-school/college sweetheart/old flame - One drink
That sweetheart/old flame gets him in trouble - One drink
Jack Dalton gets MacGyver into trouble - One drink
Penny Parker gets MacGyver into trouble - One drink
Pete Thornton gets MacGyver into trouble - Two drinks
Pete arrives on the scene just as things are wrapping up - One drink
Pete arrives on the scene before things wrap up - Two drinks
MacGyver goes on a search for ancient treasure - One drink
Pete tries to talk MacGyver into getting a haircut - Two drinks
MacGyver and Harry reminisce about the old days - One drink
Mac has trouble with any of his cars (engine problems, burnt-out generator, brake failure, bullet holes, etc.) - One drink
Mac rides his own motorcycle or one he's "borrowed" - One drink
Mac wears a helmet while riding - Three drinks
A visiting foreign dignitary/ambassador/corporate magnate has something up his sleeve - One drink
MacGyver disguises himself as one of the bad guys to infiltrate a villain's compound - One drink
Nikki and MacGyver argue/snipe at one another - One drink
MacGyver falls down after delivering the knockout punch - One drink
MacGyver shakes his aching hand after punching someone out - One drink
MacGyver says, "Oh, man" - One drink
Jack Dalton says, "Don't worry - I have a plan" - One drink
MacGyver moves, Zenlike, without making a sound, even on rough terrain - One drink
MacGyver curses - One drink if it's in a first-season episode; otherwise, chug
MacGyver creates a diversion - One drink
MacGyver uses his Swiss Army knife - One drink
MacGyver loses his Swiss Army knife - Three drinks
MacGyver has a roll of duct tape with him - Two drinks
MacGyver plays hockey - One drink
Pete plays hockey with MacGyver - Two drinks
The actors' breaths frost when the show's supposed to be set in balmy Los Angeles - One drink
There's snow on the ground when the show's supposed to be set in balmy Los Angeles - Two drinks
Someone mispronounces MacGyver's name - Two drinks
MacGyver tells someone to stay put - One drink
That person actually stays put and doesn't cause any trouble - Three drinks
Suddenly, there are doors on the Jeep where there were none in the previous scene - Chug
The writers try to explain away one of RDA's many injuries - Two drinks
The episode focuses on an environmental issue - One drink
The episode focuses on a social issue - One drink
The episode's plot appears to have been torn from the current headlines - One drink
The episode includes clips from previous shows - Two drinks
We see MacGyver shirtless - Three drinks
MacGyver expresses a discomfort with/fear of heights - Two drinks
MacGyver displays a skill we haven't seen before (e.g. logging) - Two drinks
MacGyver kisses a woman - One drink if it's in a first-season episode; otherwise, three drinks
MacGyver goes to bed with a woman - Chug heartily.
Acknowledgments
This MacGyver Drinking Game was originally posted at www.uplinktech.net/macgyver/ which has closed. Many thanks to Melissa for giving me permission to re-post it here!
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