Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: How do you know that cats are insensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only drank condensed milk!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!