Why It's Good To Be A Guy
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.