DID YA EVER WONDER

~ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

~ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

~ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~ Why ARE Trix only for kids?

~ If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

~ Why is a person that handles your money called a "broker"?

~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

~ Why do the Alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

~ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?