Chez Comedy
Life's Little Ironies
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
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