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G.R.I.T.S.

Girls Raised In The South! (G.R.I.T.S.)

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can
Not sending thank you notes
Velvet after February
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day

Southern girls know the three types of school:
Ballroom
Ballet
Charm

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am"
"Yes, sir"
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat....
They glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:
Daytona Beach
Myrtle Beach
Virginia Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
"Gone With the Wind"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"Driving Miss Daisy"
"Steel Magnolias"

Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern girls know the seasons:
Recruiting
Spring Training
Practice
Football

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the draw(l).

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...
Slowly lower your eyelashes.
Listen carefully to everything he says.
Speak r-e-a-l slow.

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah!


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